Mae Monroe Sings...

 Ladies and Gentlemen, it's or pleasure to present Sheriff Mae and her chart topping hit, all about the love of her life, and we don't mean Birdie... (I hope he's good at DIY)

Buildings Are a Girls Best Friend

Sung by Mae Monroe

The players are glad to fight for doobers.

They delight in doing collections.

But I prefer a man who works

And gives me some erections.

A beast on the land

May be quite continental,

But buildings are a girl's best friend.

Decorations may be grand

But they won't pay the rental

On your crops and trees

to make quests a breeze.

Crops grow dry

Events go by,

And we all lose our bonus in the end.

But square-brick or wood-frame,

Whatever the part names.

Buildings are a girl's best friend.

Trading Post!

Cabin!

Big Barn!

Fishing Pond!

Talk to me Hank Baby.

Tell me all about it!

There may come a time

When a lass needs a tailor,

But buildings are a girl's best friend.

There may come a time

When a guy says he wont fail her

But make sure he mentions,

That he crafts extensions.

He's your guy

When quests are high,

But beware when they come to an end.

It's then that those louses

Mortgage your houses.

Buildings are a girl's best friend.